• Personal Info

• Activities:
anything to do with balls.

• Interests:
just balls.

• Favorite Music:

Arcade Fire/LCD Soundsystem/MGMT/Air/Wilco/ Shins/Arctic Monkeys/Hot Chip/Gogol Bordello/Radiohead/Strokes/Mogwai/Deadmau5/ Astronautalis/Blind Pilot/Elton John/Billy Joel/Boney M/Blitzen Trapper/MJ//Animal Collective/Avett Brothers/Andrew Bird/Badly Drawn Boy/Beastie Boys/Beatles/Beck/Bees/Belle and Sebastian/Built to Spill/Broken Social Scene/Chromeo/Crystal Castles/Citizen Cope/Coldplay/Jeff Buckley/Elliot Smith/Infected Mushroom/Aphex Twin/Daft Punk/ David Bowie/ Datarock/Dears/Del Tha Funkee Homosapian/Digitalism/Does it Offend You Yeah/Eminem/Devendra Banhart/Explosions in the Sky/Fields/Fleet Foxes/Kid Cudi/Girl Talk/Gorillaz/Good The Bad and The Queen/ Frames/Hayden/Ice Cube/Sigur Ros/Go Team/Ataxia/John Frusciante/RHCP/Interpol/ James Pants/Josh Ritter/Junior Boys/K-Os/ K’naan/Kanye West/Kasabian/King Khan/Kings of Leon/Knux/Lady Sovereign/Lilly Allen/Lonley Island/Bob Dylan/Loose Fur/Loudon Wainwright/ M.I.A./ M.Ward/M83/Manu Chao/Miike Snow/Kid Cudi/Booka Shade/Boyz Noize/Dj Shadow/Michael Franti/Metric/MSTRKRFT/Bonnie Prince Billy/Muse/The National/Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head/Of Montreal/Peter Bjorn and John/RATATAT/Rodrigo Y Gabriela/ Spiritualized/Stone Roses/Sufjan Stevens/Swan Lake/Talib Kweili/Ting Tings/Tom Waits/Travis/TV on The Radio/Uffie/Vampire Weekend/VHS or Beta/Walkmen/We are Scientists/Yeah Yeah Yeahs/Yeasayer/Editors/The Zutons/Blind Melon/Yo La Tengo/Franz Ferdinand/Modest Mouse/White Stripes/Vines/Hives/Jayhawks/Tapes n’Tapes/Songs Ohia/Blur/

• Favorite TV Shows:

Arrested Development/The Hour/Smallville/Family Guy/Simpsons/The Colbert Report/The Daily Show/Weeds/Deadwood/Six Feet Under/The Office (The American and British Versions)/Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Fraiser/30 Rock/Scrubs/Kenny vs. Spenny/Battlestar Galactica/Big Love/Extras/Its always Sunny in Philadelphia/Curb Your Enthusiasm/ Entourage/ Trailer Park Boys/Mr. Show/Freaks and Geeks/Robot Chicken/ Spongebob Squarepants/ Dexter/Southpark/ Rescue Me/Summer Heights High/We Can be Heroes/Flight of the Conchords/Californication/ True Blood/Modern Family/Parks and Recreation/The Planet Earth Series/Band of Brothers/Underbelly/Kath and Kim (Aussie Version)/The A-Team/Magnum P.I./

• Favorite Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/The Big Lebowski/Rushmore/Life Aquatic/Super Troopers/Waking Life/A Scanner Darkly/Anchorman/GO/Trainspotting/Rock n Rolla/A Clockwork Orange/The Constant Gardener/Borat/Royal Tennenbaums/High Fidelity/Ghost World/KillBill 1&2/Donnie Darko/Brazil/Little Miss Sunshine/All the HARRY POTTER Films/An Inconvenient Truth/The Dark Crystal/ Labyrinth/Edward Scissorhands/Office Space/Old School/Princess Bride/Everything’s Illuminated/Pan’s Labrynth/Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/Fight Club/Magnolia/Vanilla Sky/Children of Men/Breakfast Club/Sixteen Candles/Ferris Bueller’s Day Off/Say Anything/Little Children/Last King of Scotland/Running with Scissors/Idiocracy/Almost Famous/Bottle Rocket/Alice in Wonderland/Peter Pan/ Knocked Up/Superbad/Jesus Camp/Hot Rod/The Darjeeling Ltd./ Lars & The Real Girl/Manufacturing Consent/ Refugees of the Blue Planet/Shark Water/The Savages/Willow/L.O.R./ The Hangover/9/Darkon/King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters/Inglourious Basterds

Favorite Quotations:

“All you need is meth and man-ass, Praise the Lord” -Pastor Ted Haggard

“I don’t want no part of your tight-ass-country-club, you freak bitch! ” -Buster Bluth

“I am both analyst and therapist. The world’s first ‘analrapist’.” -Tobias Funke

“I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.” -Tobias Funke

“I believe all God’s creatures have a soul…except bears–bears are godless killing machines!” -Stephen Colbert

“Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks.” -Stephen Colbert

“You’re looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat.” -Hank Moody: Californication

“Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” -Al Moody: Californication


“Strengthen your own will power, and don’t be a slave to anything” -John Frusciante

“Our love, Our love is all we have, Our love, Our love is all of God’s money, Everyone is a burning sun” -Wilco: “Jesus, etc”

“This summer I went swimming This summer I might have drowned But I held my breath, I kicked my feet Moved my arms around I moved my arms around” -Loudon Wainwright III: ‘Swimming Song’

“We could use A handful of wheel And a day off And a bruised road However, you might feel Tonight is real” -Wilco: “She’s a Jar”

“Just because I’m losing Doesn’t mean I’m lost Doesn’t mean I’ll stop” -Coldplay: “Lost!”

All the lyrics to ‘Wake Up’ by Arcade Fire

About Me:

THE balls First things first, I’m an huge communist; ‘commie’ for short. My favorite tools are the wrench and the flashlight, and I’m not afraid to use them in conjunction with one another… I feel it establishes order. In my spare time I like to throw around guns, wave flags and toss swords; the guns are generally not loaded, sometimes wooden. I’m a meat-eating vegetarian who loves her wife almost as much as she loves Facebook. My lifelong dream has been to some day become a pirate. I am anti-cruelty, anti-violence, anti-war, anti-establishment and anti-your mom. I am pro boner… I mean.. ‘bono’ (not the artist). I truly believe World of Warcraft is a good alternative to life, and that all migrating noobs deserve to be crushed! I generally express joy and excitement via the term ‘w00t’, and can sometimes be heard asking people to ‘f*&k their couch’. I like canoes. I don’t like clowns. And lastly, I feel that happiness is like peeing in your pants, and it’s contagious. You can find such happiness in a small metal hinged box with pointy edges, rapped with barbed-wire and hidden in a dark room full of electric eels, razorblades, piles of salt crystals with fans behind them and random pools of lemon juice. People have died trying. Over and out.

2 Responses to “About”

  1. Where have you gone? I have missed your witty observations of things. Hope all is well.

  2. I love your site!

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