Oh Britney… How many times do I have to tell you, YOU ARE NOT SAILOR MOON!!

So Britney Spears’ newest video “Break the Ice” just leaked a couple days ago, and… well, it’s definitely a channel changer… and I don’t mean that in a good way.

Yeah, it might seem like Britney and her camp are just all caught up in making an elongated series of BAD decisions, and this definitely adds to the list.  Like.. what the fuck WAS THAT?!

I mean, I’m rooting for you Britney, but it doesn’t seem like Papa Spears is doing a better job babysitting you and your career than you did babysitting your dog Bitbit.
(May he rest in peace.)

Kay, so I don’t ACTUALLY know whether or not Bitbit is alive or dead, or still chillin’ in that pink boa you see above… but we all know that he was NEVER toilet trained, and thats a damn shame.

Anyways… watch the video, and prepare to be bored, confused, and maybe even a little turned on… I don’t know how she does it.

Over and out.

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