It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie definitely has a mustache…, it doesn’t matter if he spray paints it on. Does it?

Since it’s debut on ‘Showcase’ (the television channel widely renown for soft-core pore late at night), this brilliant Television show has been gaining a little bit more of a following, and so it should. But at the risk of sounding elitist, I don’t want this to turn into another “Arrested Development” debacle where no one watches the show during regular syndication, then the domino effect: no ratings–>show gets kicked off the air–>after it gets kicked off the air people realize show is awesome–>suddenly it’s everyones favorite show–>they even have an application for it on Facebook–>Julia becomes filled with anger and starts curb stomping people… o-kay, so the last part isn’t necessarily true, but there is only so much that one person can take.

Watch the SHOW PEOPLE!!

I’ll give you the gist, it’s essentially about 5 of the worst humans on the planet, and how their lives revolve around Patty’s Pub, a bar that they own. Sound like ‘Cheers’? Well, you’ve got the right idea, but add Danny Devito (and his ridiculous facial expressions and comedic timing), and a whole lot of political incorrectness. Basically, if you’re in love with comedies about morally degenerate people who do absolutely NOTHING during their day but drink then you’re like me, and if you’re like me… this show is for you!

For example, here are some of the titles of the episodes:

“Sweet Dee’s dating a retarded person”
“The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby”
“The gang solves the North Korea situation”
“Frank sets Sweet Dee on Fire”
“Dennis Looks like a Registered Sex Offender”
“The Gang Gets Whacked”
“Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City”
“Charlie Wants An Abortion”
“The Gang Gets Invincible”
“The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo”
“Mac is a Serial Killer”
“Charlie Gets Cancer”
“Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad”
“Dennis and Dee’s Mom is Dead”

And just for the record, Showcase airs probably some of the best television out there right now, yep, it’s like HBO for people who can’t afford the DVDs, who don’t know how to torrent them online, or, just perhaps people who prefer a more humble cable package, like myself.

The clip below is from the “Sweet Dee’s dating a Retarded Person” episode.

Synopsis: After Realizing that Dee’s Rapper boyfriend is ‘retarded’ the gang decides that if HE can make it big, it must be even easier for them to do so. So…the gang starts a band, and Charlie (the illiterate member of the group, the surprising musical talent, and my personal favorite) writes a song called the ‘Nightman’– a champion of the night, who fills you up, etc etc–EXCEPT the song reads more like it’s about a guy getting raped by the Nightman, and strangely liking it. It’s terrible… yet, hilarious. C’mon, have a chuckle.
The following clips included in the video are from the same episode: Charlie and Dennis (the egoistic step-son of Danny Devito) collaborate on a new song called “Day Man” in which the ‘Day Man’ fights off the ‘Night Man’. It’s BRILLIANT!

I’ve attached the lyrics at the bottom of the post, but in general… WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!!

Day Man:

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun


One Response to “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”

  1. balls ahoy Says:

    DeVito Power!

    Long like DeVito!

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