Bonnaroo 2008 Lineup-Penis Still Flaccid

Well I guess I can leave my gentleman’s rag in the top drawer of my dresser for another couple of weeks, or at least until I hear good news from Lollapalooza.

The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival announced their 2008 Lineup today… and again, I’m kinda disappointed. Minus some awesome bands in the small print, and David Cross…of course (totally shot my wad on that one!), my verdict is lame lame laaame (just for the record, that is MORE lame than a barbed wire tattoo–I.e., uncool).

Metallica and Jack Johnson are headliners, and thats enough to make my ears throw up.
Actually I think they’re pre-hemorrhaging right now.

The Coachella Valley Music Festival was the first disappointment, and this is the second big let down. This sure puts a lot of pressure on the All Points West Festival to be held by Coachella promoters at the Liberty State Park, New Jersey–Aug 8-10th.
I don’t know about you people, but I’m packing lot of thunder here waiting for an awesome concert announcement, and if I don’t get satisfied soon, I’m probably gonna just spray it everywhere.

I suppose I better start praying now…

Please God… let there be no Metallica…take one of their hands, if you need to (And if you can, make it Lars’)